twat

twat
1. (TWAT) (13602↑, 3200↓)
1) A great word to shout out. 2) A woman's vagina. 3) A blow to the face or genitalia. 4) Used by Tweety. 5) An offensive term for a person. 6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT\!" 2) "Nice twat there woman." 3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back." 4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?" 5) "Tony Blair's a twat." 6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://twat.urbanup.com/217309
2. (twat) (5047↑, 2367↓)
1) Slang term for the female vagina. 2) An inept person. 3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint? Look at that silly twat. r ne u twats on aol 2?

3. (twat) (4043↑, 1678↓)
1) Pussy 2) A great word to shout when inebriated 3) Another word for what

1) I stuck it in her twat. 2) "TWAT" 3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again\! Eh, we'll finger it out later.

4. (twat) (2213↑, 1104↓)
1) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

"Fuck off, you twat\!"

Author: Mikeonthemoon http://twat.urbanup.com/1278815
5. (Twat) (2286↑, 1441↓)
An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

6. (twat) (947↑, 425↓)
1.A vagina 2.A cretinous person 3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

7. (twat) (731↑, 427↓)
1) slang for female genitalia 2) a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?\!"

8. (twat) (142↑, 88↓)
in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "[tweet]."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?" guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it." bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

9. (twat) (297↑, 248↓)
a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat\!

Author: hugh G. Rection http://twat.urbanup.com/236081
10. (Twat) (244↑, 211↓)
A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".

Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.

11. (twat) (55↑, 33↓)
1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth 2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat. 2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

Author: Cherry Ladeh http://twat.urbanup.com/4066218
12. (twat) (57↑, 35↓)
The hairy thing between a womans legs.

There once was a girl named Louise, whose cunt hair hung down to her knees, the crabs in her twat tied her hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze.

13. (Twat) (51↑, 30↓)
1. Slang for [vagina]. 2. A [bitch]. 3. Synonym for [cunt].

Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.

14. (twat) (146↑, 128↓)
cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay\! I'll finger it out."

Author: nor cal crew http://twat.urbanup.com/241885
15. (Twat) (41↑, 31↓)
A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) [:

ttaM the Twat

16. (twat) (30↑, 20↓)
Someone who writes a very long definition on [urban dictionary].

Damn, I only wanted to know what a [cleveland steamer] was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat\!

Author: Jonjo O'Rizzle http://twat.urbanup.com/2816463
17. (TWAT) (15↑, 6↓)
An acronym for Tanks with Attitudes A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run. Most commonly found in the [MMORPG] [World of Warcraft], but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market. Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of [deeps]. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a [noob], or [newb].

Banginurmomz: Hey cocksuckers...who pulled that mob. Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy\!\! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT

18. (Twat) (16↑, 8↓)
The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

Author: I am ElNiño http://twat.urbanup.com/4529854
19. (Twat) (36↑, 28↓)
Nice pussy.

In class the new girl was wearing a skirt and her tight Twat was nice as fuck

20. (Twat) (24↑, 16↓)
1. Someone you don't like, acts like a dick for bare time, gives you stick, sarcastic, waste man. 2. Tim Adams, of Windowtech Interframe, Walsall, West Midlands, England.

A. Random Twat: Look at me man i iz a bad man white boy brap. Bystander: What a twat. B. Tim Adams: Are you still on that job? It shouldnt take you more than 30 minutes to make 12 PVC window frames and 3 doors., o my Cuppa Soup is ready. (walks off..) Me: Fucking Twat.....

Author: Chris like.. http://twat.urbanup.com/3366917
21. (twat) (16↑, 9↓)
A British [vagina] usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

Author: Tumadre le gusta el pene http://twat.urbanup.com/4097358
22. (TWAT) (8↑, 1↓)
A person who exhibits the characteristics of a vagina

Chuck Bass and Bella Swan are TWATs

23. (twat) (140↑, 133↓)
The best kind of [pussy] in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.

Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.

24. (Twat) (6↑, 0↓)
Carl Silverstone A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe. He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.

Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry? Person 2: What a twat.

Author: Carl Sliverstone http://twat.urbanup.com/5720119
25. (Twat) (11↑, 5↓)
Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.

Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.

26. (Twat) (20↑, 14↓)
One of the meanings is a Womens Vagina.

"Twat\!" "Well my mum says i am what i eat"

27. (twat) (53↑, 47↓)
Just a word to describe someone being an arse\!

oi you stupid idiot your a fucking twat

28. (Twat) (19↑, 14↓)
The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter. Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

29. (Twat) (10↑, 5↓)
Female private areas

Girl yo Twat stank\!

30. (Twat) (5↑, 1↓)
Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say\!\!\!

Author: Pickle Bread http://twat.urbanup.com/4083325
31. (twat) (8↑, 4↓)
someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo. gary: gee, what a twat.

32. (twat) (15↑, 11↓)
A) womens genitalia B) An Inept person C) To Punch or kick someone hard

A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat' B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat' C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you

33. (twat) (4↑, 1↓)
an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff\! that twat gave me herpes\!

Author: inferno42684 http://twat.urbanup.com/4114469
34. (twat) (5↑, 2↓)
anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

Author: alsoknownaseric http://twat.urbanup.com/4102798
35. (Twat) (4↑, 2↓)
(noun) 1) One who tweets professionally.

"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at \@..."

Author: CalvinHobbes http://twat.urbanup.com/4637337
36. (Twat) (6↑, 4↓)
You

You are a twat.

37. (Twat) (4↑, 2↓)
A boring or uninteresting [tweet] on [Twitter].

marylalala - going to the mall marylalala - buying pants marylalala - getting in my car marylalala - home again ([DM]) billybob \@fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats. marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall (DM) fredbanana \@billybob unfollow? marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter (DM) billybob \@fredbanana i think we have to.

Author: blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 http://twat.urbanup.com/4097097
38. (twat) (37↑, 35↓)
1. A deregotary term 2. To hit someone 3. A vagina

1. I'm a right twat, me. 2. Twat the cunt\! 3. Her twat is too hairy for my liking

39. (twat) (55↑, 53↓)
a woman's vaginal area.

dude I licked her twat

40. (twat) (1↑, 0↓)
A combination of a twit and a brat.

Fug off, you twat\!

Author: vampiressuck http://twat.urbanup.com/6219707
41. (Twat) (2↑, 1↓)
The front fanny

Get your twat out of my face, Boston Bruins Fans\!\!

42. (Twat) (4↑, 3↓)
To post 140 character updates on Twitter.

I was twatting about the party I went to last night.

43. (Twat) (1↑, 0↓)
A Vagina, pussy, cunt, etc. also a great word to shout out when an aquired silence comes up

"weres my pen?" "check up your Twat bitch"

44. (Twat) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who is acting the goat and being childish.

Joe: "Jack is being a twat." Kelly: "Too right, Let's leave, Joe."

Author: little miss sunshine' (: http://twat.urbanup.com/4195130
45. (twat) (8↑, 7↓)
1. Another word for pussy, vagina, vertical smile, gravity defying taco, etc. The female genitalia. 2. Acronym used in the US Army to describe an armor crewman (tanker) that is not currently assigned to ana ctual tank. Tanker Without A Tank.

1. A: Heard you got laid this weekend... B: Ya, but I had to lick her twat first. 2. A: Did you hear PFC Jones got assigned as the Major's Humvee driver? b: Fuckin TWAT.

46. (twat) (11↑, 10↓)
1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it. 2. An offensive word to call someone. 3. The War Against Terrorism.

1. You have a very nice twat there\! 2. Hey, twat, come here\! 3. We have a twat running TWAT\!\!\!

Author: UsualSuspectXXX http://twat.urbanup.com/2634229
47. (twat) (52↑, 51↓)
Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.

1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat. 2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours\! 3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night. 4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat\!\!

48. (Twat) (0↑, 0↓)
1) American slang for vagina 2) UK slang for idiot For USA, see [vagina] or [pussy]

*English man walks into an American bar* E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate? A: We don't serve beer E: You twats\! A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???\!\!

49. (twat) (0↑, 0↓)
otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash audio twat

50. (twat) (2↑, 2↓)
An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

Author: CupkakeVindog http://twat.urbanup.com/5681947
51. (Twat) (3↑, 3↓)
An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).

Twat: "I'm banter personified" Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon." Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"

Author: Chinatowngirl http://twat.urbanup.com/5590272
52. (twat) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone who tweets too much on twitter.

She is such a twat, she tweets 20 times a day\!

53. (Twat) (1↑, 1↓)
David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain\!

Author: Aisforchange http://twat.urbanup.com/5024614
54. (TWAT) (5↑, 5↓)
The alignment of the capital letters on a can of tango with added tango

Tango With Added Tango...T.W.A.T...TWAT

Author: Kaz Soratsuki http://twat.urbanup.com/4284219
55. (twat) (1↑, 1↓)
to hit someone in the face

ill twat you one in a minute

56. (Twat) (3↑, 3↓)
Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.

"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?" "She's a Twat."

57. (twat) (6↑, 6↓)
1. Person who twitters way too much. 2. The past tense of twittering. 3. Vagina. 4. Combination of 1 and 3.

1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat\! 2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it? 3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy [shit]\! 4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.

58. (Twat) (0↑, 1↓)
A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young [pussy], or a middle aged [cunt].

Author: Damian the red http://twat.urbanup.com/6105432
59. (Twat) (0↑, 1↓)
To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid. Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that\!

Author: BananaRampage http://twat.urbanup.com/6048453
60. (twat) (0↑, 1↓)
Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

61. (twat) (1↑, 2↓)
An enthusiastic user of twitter

There are a lot of twats at Glasto this year.

62. (Twat) (1↑, 2↓)
1.) a good word to call an ex girlfriend 2.) a stupid hoe 3.) girl who likes a lot of dick....at once.

my ex girlfriend pauline, is a slutty twat.

63. (twat) (0↑, 1↓)
1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female 2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)

1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has. 2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life

64. (twat) (1↑, 2↓)
An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner. Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old. I know- she is such a "twat." Agreed.

65. (twat) (1↑, 2↓)
a person who believes that any of these words are real

she is such a qweek. shut up you Twat\!

Author: the dictionary police http://twat.urbanup.com/4995002
66. (twat) (3↑, 4↓)
The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

67. (twat) (3↑, 4↓)
a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"

he sent her a geolocated twat last night

Author: huffmansbridge http://twat.urbanup.com/4944978
68. (twat) (0↑, 1↓)
Alternate use: for Twitter spammers. Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?" (When a spammer decides to follow you) "Damn, I just got twatted again."

69. (TWAT) (2↑, 3↓)
Tactical Wire Assult Team

The minions that pull cable and wire telephones in the Marine Corps. (When [DIC] and TWAT get together COMM happens)

Author: Board at work http://twat.urbanup.com/4242841
70. (Twat) (1↑, 2↓)
A person who is is amoral and vindictive

Jon Farrugia...you are a massive twat

71. (twat) (5↑, 6↓)
derogitary term for a pregnant fish

"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"

72. (twat) (3↑, 4↓)
The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

73. (Twat) (5↑, 6↓)
1. A person that uses Twitter 2. To have used Twitter (past tense)

1. "Do you have a Twitter account?" - "Yes, I am a twat" 2. "Did you tweet last night?" - "Yes, I did twat"

Author: Evel Knievel http://twat.urbanup.com/3923116
74. (twat) (2↑, 3↓)
To have left a message on Twitter.

Wow, that was so incredibly dull I nearly twat.

75. (twat) (40↑, 41↓)
A slang term for a woman's genetalia. Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.

She has a shaved twat. (Sorry that's as clean as I could make it)

76. (TWAT) (0↑, 2↓)
The past tense of [twit]. A neophyte [twerp]. A selfish or self centered [bitch]. A vulgarism for [vagina]. A complete [moron] or [idiot].

A: He is such a [twat]\! B: A what? A: A [twit] in the making. Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete [twat].

Author: Memphis Mickey http://twat.urbanup.com/6046046
77. (Twat) (0↑, 2↓)
a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat\! Better give it a lick\! Make sure someone licks that twat soon\!

Author: sbroadhead3000 http://twat.urbanup.com/5385107
78. (Twat) (0↑, 2↓)
Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter: -Just woke up\! -about to get in the shower\! -blow drying my hair\! -what to wear what to wear? -eating pancakes\! -in my car\! -halfway to school\! -at school\! -in first block\! -ETC. Rachel on her phone: OMGGGG\! Becky is such a friggen Twat\!

Author: purtyyyyygirlllllll http://twat.urbanup.com/5350002
79. (Twat) (0↑, 2↓)
the act of flicking with your fingers

I twatted a crumb off the table.

Author: red head ranger http://twat.urbanup.com/5072744
80. (Twat) (3↑, 5↓)
The past tense of tweet

Dude, I totally sent you a twat last night but you didn't send one back.

81. (Twat) (0↑, 2↓)
People whose [tweets] are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"

Tweet: Had a drink of water Tweet: Eating a sandwich Tweet: bored All of these tweets are examples of Twats

Author: TheRavenEffect http://twat.urbanup.com/4913895
82. (TWAT) (3↑, 5↓)
A girl from Bangor High School who generally Is the one who pretends to be drunk at parties just to be "passed around" and say they didn't remember it the next day. Can also be called the dwat or cockmongler.

Taylor: "Hey TWAT, so I heard something about you Libby." Libby: "Whats that?" Taylor: " You did things with Dustin." Libby: "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity to my brothers best friend\!" You know who you are SF

83. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
Also known as 'Twit', a term for a person addicted to Twitter, thus Twatter.

Tom: That guy is a twat\! Edd: Yeah, and a twit\! Mom: What did you say? Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.

84. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
A Twat is a name for a person who enjoys the Twilight Series. Twilight Lover becomes Twilight Heart which then becomes Twi-Heart and finally Twat.

1)"You saw that movie? Your a fucking Twat." 2) "I'm proud to be such a huge Twat. Edward is so hot."

Author: Twats_Exposed_3B http://twat.urbanup.com/4427921
85. (TWAT) (0↑, 2↓)
a [SWAT] team composed primarily of females.

all those girls just broke in and TWATed us.

86. (twat) (1↑, 3↓)
nonsensical babble posted as tweets on Twitter.

" Dude, that tweet was [twat]\!

Author: waterdrop_java http://twat.urbanup.com/4391484
87. (TWAT) (0↑, 2↓)
derogatory acronym for a group of stupid females: These Women Aren't Thinkers

"Hey did you see [Star Jones] & [Whoopi Goldberg] on the View this week?" "Yeah... talk about [TWAT]"

88. (twat) (0↑, 2↓)
Any device used to send tweets on twitter

Mark: hey dude I noticed uve been sending quite a lot of tweets from your phone. Style: indeed. It os now my designated twat

89. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
A recently developing word that's increasing in popularity, and taking on a more modern, conventional meaning. 1) It can be used as a noun, to refer to a women's you know what; 2) Recently used as a verb and noun to refer to one's Twitter, More specifically, ones twitter status updates, You can "twat" just about anything; 3) a great word to shout while waving a fifth (of your choice, preferably Popov) in the air; 4)A great "filler" word, and can cause a phrase to be interpreted in multiple humorous, immature ways. It can be morphed into countless tenses and forms: twatter, twatting, twatering, twatted, twattie, twatzzle, twator, twats, twat-a-ton, twadle, twert, etc.

1) "Cliff's twat is showing again." "Yea i know, but its not as big as Brooke's over there" "Look at the hooch with the huge twat" 2) & 4) "I went a little crazy on my twat last night." "Wanna twatter together sometime?" "No thanks, your twat stinks" "I can twat 4 times in one minute, jealous?" "How was your day Gayle?" "Great, I sat on my twat all day"

Author: susie monsell http://twat.urbanup.com/4131683
90. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"

I can't believe all the tweets that John Mayer makes. He is definitely a huge Twat.

91. (Twat) (0↑, 2↓)
The female vagina. Also known as pussy,vagina,the pink, and straight mens best friend.

I would love to get some twat tonight.

92. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

93. (Twat) (4↑, 6↓)
One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat\!

94. (twat) (2↑, 4↓)
A clarification request via twitter.

Tweeter A: Last night I hit a [Twat Bannana]. Oh the regret, the shame, the glory. Tweeter B: rt \@Tweeter A twat the fuck is a Twat Bannana?

95. (twat) (2↑, 4↓)
Pronunciation: \\ˈtwät\\ Function:noun Etymology: origin unknown Date: 2009 Defined as: 1. a text based microblog within Twitter 2. usually vulgar : vulva

I like that twat. That twat really hits home. Her twat was quite memorable. How many twats did they see?

Author: The Real Kaddy http://twat.urbanup.com/3837384
96. (twat) (9↑, 11↓)
1. overworked and underpaid vajayjay 2. Not to be confused with a young cunt but instead a saggier vagina 3. Griffin

"God your twat is so saggy\!" "Whatever you've just been twatted\!" "ok"

97. (Twat) (7↑, 9↓)
The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish\!'

that goldfish is a twat\!

98. (twat) (19↑, 21↓)
1. A person that is a dumbass and does not have common sense. 2.Or a person that doesn't pay attention to the things and people around them.

She's such a twat, what is she doing\!

99. (twat) (1↑, 3↓)
moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,

talking the elusive left twat here, Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat. Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat

100. (Twat) (1↑, 3↓)
the biggest twat of all - Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

101. (Twat) (2↑, 5↓)
1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry. 2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry\!

1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone\!" "It's BlackBerry." "Yeah, whatever man\!" "Twat." 2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?" "I was thinking about getting the new [BlueBerry] phone, actually." "PHAHA\! You thick [twat] - it's [BlackBerry]. Don't ever come back here again." *hangs his head in [shame]*

Author: someone closer than you think. http://twat.urbanup.com/4274296
102. (twat) (0↑, 3↓)
Teenager With ATitude. young and immature teenagers who are loud, rude and impolite, actually most teens.

"That twat jumped in front of me as i was getting on the bus"

103. (Twat) (0↑, 3↓)
The past tense for Tweet; as on Twitter.

I just twat about the party.

104. (twat) (1↑, 4↓)
the past tense of twit when you post something on twittwr

I just [twat] 3 minutes ago about what I am doung today. The Jonas Brothers just [twat] what they were doing so now I can stalk them.

105. (Twat) (2↑, 5↓)
Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on [Twitter] way longer than you, Twerp. That makes you a Twat, right?

Author: The (other) One http://twat.urbanup.com/3802126
106. (twat) (6↑, 9↓)
The kind of person who writes definitions of people's names on this website

I Am A TWAT

107. (Twat) (5↑, 8↓)
A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle\twat on for the lulz.

Are you a srs bsns fan? No bb, I am a Twat.

Author: Firecracker-Sj http://twat.urbanup.com/3236988
108. (Twat) (27↑, 30↓)
A girls vagina or her loins.

N. Her twat smelled like rotting tuna

109. (TWAT) (68↑, 71↓)
TWAT..Learn it, Live it, Love it..Both an insult and a term of endearment..twat is life and twat can be substituted for life in any sentence..nick started it, shannon and jill spread it to the world, and anthony to many a catholic highschool in new jersey..there is no place that twat cannot be used, its an addiction, even adults cant keep themselves from using it, even if you hate it now, you will grow to love it in about .5 seconds..

Shannon: what a fuckin twatface Jill: I love you, twat\! Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat\! Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday? Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT\! Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..

110. (TWAT) (27↑, 30↓)
another word for a pussy or vagina.

lick my twat now bitch

111. (twat) (1↑, 5↓)
1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age. 2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of [McDonald] 's drive through associates. 3. One who demands attention when talking to [fugly] grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations. 4. not to be confused with [cunt], [busted], [noob], etc... this is more severe

declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here." exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?\!"

112. (twat) (5↑, 9↓)
twat is the female genitals.

when a women gets undressed her twat is revealed

Author: tftydtyfytrft http://twat.urbanup.com/2662193
113. (twat) (6↑, 10↓)
person that resembles or has some characteristics of a vagina.

kooch face. pooter shooter. "wow that girls such a twat"

114. (TWAT) (3↑, 7↓)
How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house. How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out." "Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

115. (twat) (23↑, 27↓)
Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee? Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

116. (Twat) (24↑, 28↓)
Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

117. (twat) (21↑, 25↓)
female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

118. (Twat) (1↑, 6↓)
A pregnant goldfish.

Nice twat you got there.

119. (twat) (3↑, 8↓)
joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)

The twat loves to play xbox

Author: too bad you will never know http://twat.urbanup.com/3177455
120. (Twat) (1↑, 6↓)
someone who is disliked thouroughly as they try to be cool.

Peyman: "Hey Sedge, David Jackson copied your hairstyle style completely, and basically your life" Sedge: "I know hes a complete twat"

Author: Olotta Forcekin http://twat.urbanup.com/3010649
121. (twat) (7↑, 12↓)
A purse that you can put things in. Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.

"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again." "Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."

Author: cubes mctauben http://twat.urbanup.com/2940675
122. (twat) (5↑, 10↓)
a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not. also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.

"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite

123. (twat) (9↑, 14↓)
1.)The outer female genetalia. 2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus. 3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb. 4.)Really fun to say randomly.

stop being such a twat. my twat is totally hurting. TWAT\!

124. (TWAT) (12↑, 17↓)
A softairgun team in Sweden. TWAT = TÄBY WEAPONS AND TACTICS

Ommaggad\! I just got shot by a TWAT.

Author: Frenchie Thorsson http://twat.urbanup.com/2328636
125. (twat) (11↑, 16↓)
The female genitalia, (A girls hoo-hoo), "T.hat W.omans A.wesome T.hing"...or what you call someone that is being an arse.

Girl A: Daymn, that guy is fine as hell\! He makes me so hot\! Girl B: MMMMMM HMMMMMM. Doesn't he make you want to twiddle your TWAT?

Author: Amy O'Connor http://twat.urbanup.com/2327343
126. (twat) (20↑, 25↓)
Another name for a chick's pussy. Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already. Twat? I cunt hear you.

127. (TWAT) (1↑, 7↓)
Technical Woman's Alert Team. Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

Author: donlindsay59 http://twat.urbanup.com/3233643
128. (twat) (4↑, 10↓)
a woman's va-jay jay

rebecca is a twat :)

Author: spratacularone http://twat.urbanup.com/2586252
129. (TWAT) (22↑, 28↓)
The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

130. (twat) (3↑, 10↓)
A user of the micro-blogging service, Twitter.

Argh\! James can't go five minutes without updating his Twitter status, he's such a twat.

131. (twat) (7↑, 14↓)
1.) Another word for a pregnant fish. 2.) slang for [vagina] 3.) Offensive term

1.) Oh dude\! a twat just fell on your head\! 2.) i want to put my [penis] in your twat so badddd 3.) what a twat...

Author: 43534245143265 http://twat.urbanup.com/2104987
132. (twat) (73↑, 80↓)
twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...

Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'

133. (twat) (23↑, 30↓)
other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat\!

134. (Twat) (10↑, 18↓)
A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a [twat]

Author: Anne franklin http://twat.urbanup.com/3319190
135. (twat) (3↑, 11↓)
jessie anthony is a twat

Twat, Jessie, Anthony

Author: Michael Michaels http://twat.urbanup.com/2725797
136. (Twat) (19↑, 27↓)
1) Name for a pregnant female Goldfish 2) Female Genetalia 3) A person of highly annoying capability

Look at the twat in that bowl. Wow, Look at that Twat\! F**k off you TWAT\!

137. (twat) (7↑, 15↓)
a large-mouthed person who can't keep anything to themselves.

Jim, you blubbering twat\!

138. (twat) (9↑, 17↓)
The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...

Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here? *slap* Barry you fucking hairy twat\!

139. (twat) (1↑, 10↓)
the "other" girls who dare to be in,around, or walking by the bar occupied by girlfriend(s) that you know. girls who are not involved in your friends group. the "other" girls may appear to be bar sluts, trashy, or just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

i love you like a twat loves cake

140. (twat) (5↑, 14↓)
1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation. 2. n. A casual or joking form of [cunt].

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

141. (twat) (17↑, 26↓)
someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

Author: iamameliarawr http://twat.urbanup.com/1827900
142. (Twat) (13↑, 22↓)
A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

143. (Twat) (8↑, 17↓)
clint;pussy;cunt/ vagina

I busted on the twat

144. (twat) (13↑, 22↓)
the vagina

that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out

145. (twat) (3↑, 13↓)
A gay person kaden Someone that is a [dick]

Kaden is a twat i think kaden a twat twat means dickhead

146. (twat) (8↑, 18↓)
a woman's delicate entry area\!(aka: [poon])

Dude, I tried to have sex with this girl last nite, but, damn, she had a nasty twat\!

Author: Willy Wonka's Midget http://twat.urbanup.com/1579584
147. (twat) (11↑, 21↓)
A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice. This entity would normally find theirselves wearing [chav] clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of [coke].

An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.

148. (twat) (4↑, 15↓)
1.During sex, far past an [orgasm] ,Twat is an intense thing that happens to a woman. 2.Super-gasm

"baby last nite u made me twat\!"

149. (TWAT) (7↑, 18↓)
TWAT the name given for a pregnant Goldfish.

Man; Your TWATS gone top side.

Author: Emerald-Dawn http://twat.urbanup.com/2340260
150. (twat) (11↑, 22↓)
the word in which woman like to have their meat wallets refered to as

jessica can play the harmonica with her sloppy twat

Author: urexcellency http://twat.urbanup.com/129591
151. (twat) (5↑, 17↓)
an utter and complete bitch.

She is such a twat; she calls everyone names. Tell that twat to shut her trap.

152. (Twat) (5↑, 17↓)
a vagina, or a useless piece of shit

get the fuck up you useless twat

153. (twat) (11↑, 24↓)
1) A derogitary (misspelt, I know) word against a man/ woman (primarily a man) 2) (n) ALLEDGEDLY a fish egg... o.O don't ask me

"John is being a realy fish egg today" Mark was astounded when he found a bunch of expensive twats at the bottom of the sea.

Author: ShinShanShoob http://twat.urbanup.com/1786481
154. (TWAT) (11↑, 24↓)
A fool. Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart\!" "Pardon?" "Like, a twart". "Huh?" "Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man". "Oh\! A TWAT\!" "That's what I said, man". "No you didn't".

155. (twat) (10↑, 23↓)
a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.

yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.

Author: arthur p pimpledike http://twat.urbanup.com/570009
156. (twat) (10↑, 23↓)
a japanese import known as an Itchipussi

I have twat and it itches.

Author: Caliber West http://twat.urbanup.com/216677
157. (twat) (6↑, 20↓)
Womans Vagina Insult Pregnant Fish

Did you see her twat?\! You TWAT\!

158. (Twat) (9↑, 23↓)
Where i blew my load last night

Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.

159. (twat) (8↑, 23↓)
pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat\!

160. (twat) (24↑, 39↓)
slang for a dirty slags pussy. Someone who does something stupid. another word for a dickhead.

someone asks a fucking really stupid question and you would reply by calling them a twat

161. (twat) (13↑, 31↓)
Twat: A pregnant gold fish. A virgina A good word to shout. To hit someone. The terroist thing.

"My gold fish is a twat" "Your twat is rather hairy" "Shuttup you stupid twat" "I'm going to twat you if you don't fuck off"

162. (twat) (8↑, 35↓)
Can be used as the commical replacement of 'what' when one is enebriated

Twat the fuck did you just say to me, cock sucker?

Author: Crack Face McGee http://twat.urbanup.com/161924
163. (twat) (21↑, 50↓)
It is a common misconception to think that the word twat means a woman's vagina. In actuality it means twit, past tense.

Dude you were such a twat last night\!

164. (Twat) (9↑, 44↓)
A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat\!

165. (Twat) (5↑, 43↓)
the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by [the all-american rejects] and supported by [limbeck] and [motion city soundtrack], it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.

i went to the 21 nov show at the [london astoria] to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane\! and [tyson ritter] is damn fine...

166. (twat) (8↑, 48↓)
a word that stupid people use when they really mean to say [prick]

u twat...uh..i mean prick\!

167. (twat) (12↑, 57↓)
slang for the number "twenty". Mostly used in poker games.

I see your 10, and I raise you twat.

Related: cunt, pussy, vagina, snatch, bitch, idiot, beaver, cooter, dick, muff, cock, vag, sex, box, wanker, whore, fuck, slut, minge, asshole, gash, penis, cooch, fanny, ass, coochie, poon, slit, clit, poontang, gay, bearded clam, shit, hole, prick, dickhead, retard, loser, stupid, quim
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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